Once upon a time. I saw legs sticking out of the ground. No one Knows how he got there or who he is. He might even be for Halloween. But my guess is that he went sky diving and the chord choked him to death and face planted in to the puddle. He stayed there for millons of years. Then I got people to come and I would charge people $5 for 5 throws. Dogs $5 a bite. Then an earthquake happened and he got buried. He was never seen again. A few days later I forgot about the man.
